wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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