So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
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