Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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