Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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