Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
