Who did Billy Mays play for?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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