He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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