let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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