So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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