I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
they need to just BURY HIM!
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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