yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
