Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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