Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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