Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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