When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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