my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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