Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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