I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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