You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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