Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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