it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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