she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He? As in you personified your dick?
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