I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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