Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Don't EVER smell your tampon
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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