How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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