two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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