So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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