You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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