There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize