erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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