Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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