my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Randomize