He is such a slut. More and more my type.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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