He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Randomize
