Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
