He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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