As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
