I don't think brook has ever known best
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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