well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
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