Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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