Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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