But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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