Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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