i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
The power of my boobs compel you
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
