Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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