hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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