Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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