the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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