just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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