sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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