Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
True strength comes from lack of pants
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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