You're completely useless in the revolution.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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