i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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