It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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