You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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