hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I could have mohawked her pubes.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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