Don't you send me to vm
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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