The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
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